Times Of Swaziland: TOP COACH A FARMER  BACK HOME

TOP COACH A FARMER  BACK HOME
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By Shwashwaza on 23/03/2019 09:55:00


Ziphi inkomo ... Ziphi Inkomo ...” hehehehehe sangena Gazi singena with one
time hit of Caiphus Semenya ‘Ziph’inkomo’ which is inspired by our juicy
story today.
Maybe for starters, we need to observe a moment of silence in respect of the 217
people hit by the deadly Cyclone Ida in Mozambique sitsi Gazi sinabo kuloyo
monakalo. We are devastated by the news that the death toll could rise to 1 000.
Sibuhlungu ngabo-sbali betfu Gazi who are qualified in everything nabafika
lakhaya. Sitsi umdali akabophe lawo manceba and advudvute labalahlekelwe
kulomonakalo.
Gazi, again, tsine siyiNkunzi as you all know we are still in mourning after the
disaster of the last Sunday when the Young Buffaloes hurricane caused
irreparable damage Gazi, beating our favourite team 4-1 in the final.
The truth Gazi kutsi we can’t complain with any of the goals but nje
lesilondza lesinaso about the defeat will take time to heal.
Asikhanuki lutfo nje Gazi. Asifuni ngisho kubona bantfwana badlala ibhola lapha
etaleni.
We also wish to take this opportunity to wish Sihlangu all the best kule ‘dead
rubber’ game against Tunisia, which was played last night.
We hope nje Papic and his boys didn’t do a Highlanders – losing by a cricket
score.
Gazi, coming to our juicy story, phela we could not help but laugh hysterically
when we heard how one of the top foreign coaches boasted to his bosses kutsi
yena akancengi lutfo, he has livestock ekhaya and he is a successful farmer.
tactics
The club’s top brass had called the coach recently to question his tactics
after a demoralising defeat and the coach could hear none of it.
He fired back some unprintable expletives, even boasting about being a
successful farmer back home.
“I have a lot of cows, goats and chicken back at home. I can leave today and
go home to continue with my farming. I am doing this coaching thing because I am
passionate about football,” he told the shocked-to-the-wits club top brass.
The top brass asked him to leave the meeting and assured him he would be called
again. They then had a caucus on what to do with the coach seeing that he was
also not backing down and was displaying sheer arrogance.
Tsine there is a little we can say but maybe to advise the coach to stick to
farming ngoba loku-coach ngatsi yintfo langayati kahle kahle...uyazama nje.
Ziph’nkomo ye coach ...?