Times Of Swaziland: Nine-man Nigerian side resides Ka-Logoba

Nine-man Nigerian side resides Ka-Logoba
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BY Shwashwaza on 03/08/2013 02:27:00


Libuyisele…  lapho  ulithethe khona… libuyisele… lapho ulithethe khona…
Wuwi wabola ugwayi aboshiwe singena ngeMafikizolo hit lekhala yonkhe ndzawo
Gazi.
Phela the other day siyive ikhala kaMake uyangichaza satibuta kutsi ingabe Make
uyitsetsephi shem… because nale Tempest yakhe sagcina ingawadlali
ema-cassette. Phela in the past she used to entertain us nasesidlile
ngema-Fridays and we assumed she had hired a Deejay.. kwaDJ Peace kwakhe naye.
We would dance to hit after hit, thinking kutsi hhayi siyawa siginci kaMake
Uyangi-chaza until one day a naughty reveller revealed the secret kutsi hhayi
mani kwa-Make Uyangichaza kusuke kuvule i-radio! Sisho i-SBIS 1… and kusuke
kusikhatsi se-TOP 20. Klikli-klikli!...  so the secret is out. And when it was
down to one song vele she started kutsi sale sihamba soyavala yena.
We suspect lengo-ma ye-Mafikizolo we heard last week beyikhala nje ku-Radio
idlalwa ngu-Mabandla waka- B…hembe sibongo… as Mkhulu on the Whyless calls
him somewhere in this newspaper… Mr Nkhomo.  Talking of inkhomo reminded us of
the story of this purportedly visiting Nigerian team, lesifuna siyihlabele
inkhomo  because Gazi sebalambe kakhulu.
Phela  a group of Nigerians, their supposed name escapes us, came here under the
pretext kutsi they will play a series of friendly games with local teams and
beta la nge invitation ye-Liweseli. When the story first broke out bagcine
bangakefiki then three weeks later seva kutsi sebangekhatsi kula-Mswati live.
Gazi  our sources le-Bremer have told us kutsi  the group lenga-yakhi ne-team
(unless bebatodlala i-Seven-Aside) have been living from hand to mouth, so to
speak.
Phela lama-Naira bebawaphetse aphelela etandleni and they have been moving from
one Lodge to another around town and bagcine vele sebaphelela e-Kasi la  one
reliable source yale-column – KaLo-goba.  Kliklikliklikli!
we are told Gazi, bahlalisa kweti-nini tenkhosi… lokutsi ku-two room nihlale
nibengu EIGHT. Lomunye ulala tukwesibhakela salomunye e-khishini… labanye
sleep on the floor le-kitchen… ngatsi maphela Gazi.
One of them as you know ema-Old Mutual alakhaya sebati-tfolele…yena ke he is
now staying nale-Old Mutual ngala-Ngwane Park. The rest Gazi, are packed like
sardines inside the two room flat kaLogoba and what shocked our sources ke Gazi
kutsi kute ngisho lipani kulendlu let alone a bed… kuna-matrasi nje. Yo inzima
i-life Gazi. But what shocked our sources kutsi despite all the hardship the
group are not interested in leaving the country and have actually gone to the
Home Affairs batocela kutsi baba extendele emalanga.
Who says Swaziland is not heaven Gazi? Bese kukhona labatsi siyahlu-pheka
laka-Ngwane… ask this group of Nigerians, they will tell you this is Heaven on
earth. Maybe it is time our soccer club invade Logoba for players – they might
just get that elusive free scoring striker they have been dreaming of having…
From Nollywood to Logoba with love… Gwagwagwagwa!