TOP FA OFFICIAL READY FOR WAR!

Pakishani...Pakishani...Pakishani...seyifikile i-Shwashwaza Sports Crew...singena ngale hit song ya-Professor, singena on a lovely Saturday.

Hlwi....hlwi...hlwi...Cyclone Dineo...kuphi la. Kuka Ngwane la...bayaphuphutsa lentfo le...yavele yengca Gazi. Ibuye yinsikati futsi...Gwagwagwagwagwagwa. Phela this is a God-fearing country, so vele Nkulunkulu unatsi. Siphephile Gazi. It’s also a weekend where our CAF Club representatives will be playing their second games.

Royal Leopard who lost 0-1 to DR Congo’s AS Vita will be away in Kinshasa while Mbabane Swallows who carry a 1-0 lead from the first leg host Orapa United today leka-Somhlolo National Stadium. It’s interesting how Orapa United coach, Madinda Ndlovu stoked the fires ahead of the clash by claiming that Swallows is not a super team.

He ran short of saying Swallows “are a big fish in a small pond,”...er nanatsi we do feel perhaps he is right if you consider le-form yabo Highlanders and Wanderers. But Gazi, this is not the fault ye-Tinyoni. These two teams are poorly managed and have no quality players. They have themselves to blame for lowering the standards. Akusiyo ke i-fault ye-Tinyoni, who clearly have no competition laka-gogo. Besides nje if Swallows were not that good, ngabe Madinda Ndlovu’s team won lekhaya e-Francistown.

Tsine nje we feel jealousy makes Madinda nasty shem. But everything will be decided on the pitch today. Gazi, since phela sikhona kuwo onkhe ema-social networks ngisho ku-Twitter lombala, we found something interesting in the past few weeks. Gazi phela natsi we go with the times, asisaleli ngaphandle even though simapantsula mbamba.

From Facebook, Whatsapp, Skype, Twitter yonkhe lentfo le sikhona, we laughed in our handkerchiefs the other day seeing the status update of this top FA official who is having a full blown war with the FA leadership over many issues.

His sin phela Gazi was openly showing ema-ambitions of being president we-FA. Since then, there has been a cold war going on seyize seyifike nase-tinkantolo letinkhulu. His status up-date left us bewildered Gazi. Maybe he is not referring to the FA or maybe he is but nje it left us not only gobsmacked by laughing like school girls who found the headmaster in an uncompromising situation with one of their own inside his office. It reads: “Ngempela kulotjiwe ngokucacile ukuthi akukho Sikhali esilolelwe mine (his name) esiyakuphumelela kodwa siyakudla umnikazi ngokuba u-Jesu unami,”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Sisho ngalesi-Zulu sale esigodini esinamandla impela! Gwagwagwagwagwa. The message is clear. We were left more shocked Gazi nasibona sihamba with a fully-loaded gun ku Profile Pic kucala. Kuncono Gazi these days there is a good message nje leyifundzisa nge-time and life.  Gazi, we are not prophets but the message is loud and clear. With this year being an elective year leka-FA we expect such from our football officials. Kuseselite loku. We say, bring it on. We like it. Iyawubanjwa nguloshone nayo unless of course ke, bamvimbe nyalo nge-suspension letophela after June. We know phela how they play dirty. We are watching with keen interest...sitayicela ivutsiwe Gazi...Nako sishona.

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