EX-BIRDS STAR NICELY SOUSED AT TRADITIONAL WEDDING

We are the best music ...  Baby you’re smart, imatter of fact you are a genius ... DJ Khaled. Say my name baby ...  You smart. You loyal. Go buy your momma a house, Go buy your family houses. Go and spend money for no reason and come back to ask for more ... Let the music take control...”

Sekunjalo Gazi, sangena on a lovely Saturday, right in the middle of the month of October and singena ngelinoni lengoma ya-DJ Khaled featuring bo-Chris Brown.
This song phela isishaya ngaphakathi and after attending a graduation party of this source of ours from a lily white family, the DJ played this song and our crew members phela danced like umgubho. We are happy to say the crew members sebacala kuba sophisticated, not lokwati nje kutsi ema-sneakers yi-All Star ledzabukile noma bo-Jack Pursel, the boys sebasilungu nje.

Gazi, our prayers phela go to the South Africans affected by the heavy storm le-Mjibha nase-Mdubane, and we are lucky kutsi le-storm did not go through our lovely country. We need to thank God for this Gazi. Gazi, phela the week lesikilo nje was so eventful, our sources have been supplying us with a truckload of juicy stories, ngisho naka-Wheelchair basketball and we appreciate this. Keep those juicy stories flowing Gazi.

Gazi, we have kept this juicy story phela for three weeks now. A former Mbabane Swallows midfielder longasiko mudze kakhulu.
He attended a traditional wedding of a former Mbabane Swallows Management Committee member and stole the show. Phela the former ‘Birds’ MC member threw the best of traditional weddings that lasted three days and our sources told us how alcohol was flowing like an irrigation canal and all the best whiskies in the world were on offer.

Food Gazi could have fed the whole nation. This was just a perfect place for this former Swallows striker who drank like a fish from day one until day three. Bekungatsi yi-party yakhe Gazi.

From early in the morning, lilanga li-bright as usual, abecala ngale-Hansa yakhe ayincenge kancane lize liyoshona Gazi. The good thing ngaye Gazi kutsi akahluphi muntfu udzelela nje kuphela but our sources have told us kutsi if there is a record number of litres one person is allowed to drink in three days, this former soccer star has eclipsed it.

Our sources have recommended his name le-Beverages for beer tasting because they are certain kute umuntfu lowati i-Hansa Pilsner kutsi how it tastes kwendlula yena. Hahahahahahahahahaha...

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