BIG WIN COSTS ARMED FORCES SIDE E150 000!

Hey ngicishe ngafa Hey abant’ abangaka Hey idisco light Hey ngokhe ng’bone Bengith’ bayangkhuthuza Ngabona beyaluza Intomb ziya juxuza Siyatwerker, yazi siyafuquza Ishum’ lompondo sani Ngibamb’ isphuzo ngbuyis’ umqondo Mhi, thatha lompondo sani Ekse wait, ngbuys’ ingqondo,”

Gegegegege ... sangena Gazi singena ngelinoni lengoma, ‘Ngiphose ngafa’ leshaywa ngulama-Kings of the Weekend, bo-DJ Sphectacula na DJ Naves and sivile ngandlebenye kutsi batabe bale-kasi tonight.

It’s a busy weekend phela Gazi even though thina bo-thina we will spend it in church worshipping the death and rise of our Lord, Jesus Christ, for God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son (John 3:16). Amen kuleyondawo. Sisakhuluma nga Amen nje Gazi, we are reminded of how this top muti man weludvumo had one of the big teams running helter-skelter recently after putting up a massive E150 000 price tag on winning a SwaziBank Cup clash. The top foreign muti man was unyielding in this price tag, saying it’s a ‘take it or leave it’. He never even hid the fact kutsi if they can’t match the price their opponents will. 

Indeed, the armed forces side Gazi went out of their way to match the asking price of E150 000. Guess what? Indeed the results were as sweet as honey kwabhala babhali labakukhulu eveni. It made us wonder ke Gazi kutsi kantsi sengumalini Gazi that goes to the budget for ema-Special Projects if one game can cost as much as E150 000?

Gazi phela this is what was the share yema-gate collections for the finalists leku-Ingwenyama Cup final! This amount futsi Gazi covers salaries for one of the ‘Big Three’ teams in the country. Our sources ke Gazi have not wasted time telling us kutsi if you don’t pay lemali vele you won’t win. So it’s up to you to decide kutsi you want to win or not.

Gazi, our sources have further told us kutsi if the armed forces keep paying the good sums of money nothing will stop them from lifting the Cup like they did kadzeni. As we await le-draw for the quarter-finals, we are keeping tabs on this one. UYAYIFUNA NA!
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