‘BIRDS’ STAR A HARD-WORKING CADDY!

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Omunye phez’komunye, phez’komunye, phez’komunye, phez’komunye, phez’komunye.....
Wuwi ... Sangena Gazi singena with the popular song yalama-Destruction Boyz which has caused so much destruction in many people’s lives since it got to the airwaves lekubo-Dezember. Gazi even today, nayikhala leka-Make Uyangichaza some of our crew members azuba tikwe ma-crates. Sisho kuzuba – literally tsine.

Gazi, we often wonder kutsi where do our crew members get all this energy yekujaiva busuku until one of them told us the juicy story of this Mbabane Swallows starlet lonesibongo lesitse pheceleti kancane. Kodvwa singangeni lapho ... nayi ke i-feedback yale-40/40 yeMlangeni from the grapevine. Mama has answered ... and utsi May 4 ekasi letfu e-Nkandla titabe tidvuma and dress code was specified last time – black and white. Only invited guests unfortunately and security will be tight. If you have no card ... kutofana na-tonight ku-Black Coffee utawuva kukhala bu-kree ... kree ... guuuuuu ... guuu ungale e-Timele. Hahahahaha. Gazi, we digress. Phela the juicy story of this Swallows starlet longasiko mnyama kakhulu got us thinking. Phela we have been wondering kutsi how does he balance his football career and his work-life.

He works as a caddy down the valley. Utfwala letinkhwama tema-golfers Gazi and gets paid for it. Loku nje kuta le-Investec Royal Swazi Open, we are thinking kutsi how will he juggle his team CAF sojourn, travelling the width and breadth of Africa, and at the same time also uyadzingeka at his day job. Maybe he makes more money as a caddy.  Gazi tsine we want to encourage other players to do like him. Instead of loitering around, smoking leligwayi lelikhulu lapha kubo-Phezukwendlu or changing girls like their socks, it would be nice if they did something letongenisa imali.

Kona we know the biggest challenge this talented player we-Tinyoni faces is that he is hooked kuleligwayi lelikhulu. Uyalidla Gazi hhayi kancane. Phela we once saw him lekasi under a tree aze acimbile enjoying the green grass of Jamaica. Lapho Gazi his eyes become watery, his lips darker than blue bese akasakami lanhloko uvele ubone kutsi soku-dreamland impela. We want to warn him to cut down on the green grass of Jamaica and concentrate on his football because he could be the next Farnie Terblanche in the Swallows midfield. He is so RICH ... with talent shem yena. Eyi unzima lomthwalo ...

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