MYSTERY NIGERIAN MAN IN SIHLANGU DELEGATION

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Aku shise mphepho hini dladala
Dladla hini dlala
Shisa ba bemile Dladla

Wololomani sangena Gazi singena with one of our favourite songs, ‘Amalukuluku’ by Dladla Mshunqisi featuring DJ Tira lesenta sishaye i-vosho ngisho when we are sober as judges Gazi and this song Gazi isishaya ngaphakathi.

Phela we even remembered a joke Gazi of how people bangena kuma-love relationships with Whitney Houstin’s ‘I will always love you’ track baphume sebashaya lengoma ya-Dladla Mshunqisi sebatsi ‘Ngilekeleleni’, ‘Ngilekeleleni’.

Gagagagagaga. Gazi talking of kulekelela phela reminded us of this exclusive juicy story of a mysterious man of Nigerian descent who suddenly, from nowhere, became part of the delegation of a national team recently.

The man, tall, darker than two midnights put together, was keeping his cool while part of the delegation and never interacted with anyone besides one high- ranking official. He never even spoke to the players until phela he had to go conduct those rituals ema-special projects at a hotel prior to the crucial game.

He joined the team le-O.R Tambo International Airport. Some of the players were speaking in hushed tones asking themselves kutsi ungubani lowekunene who suddenly joined the group even though standing at a distance. “Maybe he is the head of delegation,” joked one naughty international.

Tsine ke since we have sources, ngisho nangaphansi kwelwandle, gathered that the tall, dark man had been tasked with doing Special Projects. We could only but laugh hysterically when we discovered that instead of travelling with three goalkeepers for an international trip of this magnitude as per the norm baphatsi opted to include the mysterious man instead of an extra-goalkeeper.

Then viola! yavela imfihlo lekuhambeni as the two goalkeepers got injured during the game, forcing the coach to play one midfielder as ‘Mendi’ on the day.
One of the crew members, longeva kakhulu, suggested kutsi the technical team should have fielded the mysterious man because he had taken the space of the third goalkeeper and bekamisile as a goalkeeper given his height and body structure. Klikliklikliklikli...Old habits die hard at Sigwaca House Gazi, nako nje lesingakusho tsine.

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