TOP STRIKER SHOWS COPS CLEAN PAIR OF HEELS

A shapa tse pedi mpinchi yak yai sadagwa, yai sadagwa, yai sapheli
Lavo ezakwam’
ESweety lavo
ELavo
ENgithi lavo
Hola lavo
Wena wena
Wena lavo
ESweety lavo
Kemang ya buditseng (Kemang ya buditseng)
Sweety lavo (Sweety lavo, Uri nna ke nwa jwala)
Kemang ya buditseng (Kemang ya buditseng)
Sweety lavo (Sweety lavo, Uri nna ke nwa jwala)
Uri nna ke nwa jwala
Ke robala di poton
Uri nna ke nwa jwala
Ke robala metswakong
Kemang ya buditseng (Kemang ya buditseng)
Sweety lavo (Sweety lavo, Uri nna ke nwa jwala)
Kemang ya buditseng (Kemang ya buditseng)
Sweety lavo (Sweety lavo, Uri nna ke nwa jwala)
Uri nna ke nwa jwala
Ke robala di jalutho
Uri nna ke nwa jwala
Ke robala di love ronting
(Jwala bona) Ey sweety lavo (jwala bona)
(Sphinza sena) Ey sweety lavo (Sdwadlo sena)
Ey lavo, ey sweety lavo

Kliklikliklikli...sangena Gazi singena with our all-time favourite Kwaito song, ‘Sweety Lavo’ by the Pantsula-dancing group, Trompies and Gazi we are already in the festive mood kwatise kutsi vele lomoya soshintjile soyeva nje kutsi Ke-Dezember.

The smiles are back on people’s faces and the mood has changed. Sekutodliwa lama-bonus nabogugudza umholo seba-ready kulala phansi kwembita nema-slay queens sekukhala bo ‘Hey handsome’ these days nabo ‘I miss you so much’, you would think semagama etfu lamasha. Futsi impela, we love this time of the year.

Konkhe nje kuvele kube easy Gazi ngalo-Dezember. Nalaba labashingako leka-Make Uyangichaza ukhandza nabo babeke ema-six pack and everybody suddenly sohamba abuta kutsi ‘niya-swiper yini la sistela’ basho kulama waitresses. Ema-fridge letindlini akavaleki and on the plates ukhandza lonkhe luhlobo lwenyama. Kuma-restaurants Gazi kuba bete space. Ngu Dezemba boss. Come January ukhandza kati alele tukwe hot-plate Gazi. Fridges agcwele nje emanti. We, ordinary people, simply never learn.

Tsine nje siyi-Shwashwaza we want to warn our crew members kutsi this time they should not overspend because lesakubona last year bantfu sebadla breakfast, lunch and supper yesinkhwa nelitiya is not okay. Gagagagagaga... they should stick to just water kule-festive because nale-DD ibhokile.

This then reminds me of our story this week of this top striker of a Manzini team who was nabbed for contravening Section 91 (1) of the Road Traffic Act No.6 of 2007 as read with Section 122 (2) in that upon November 16, 2019 at about 18:05 hours at or near Nkhanini  traffic circle along MR103 public road in the Hhohho district was under the influence of intoxicating liquor or drugs having narcotic effect (0.94mg/I) and thus contravening the said act. Okay Gazi, never mind the ‘beautiful’ English yabo-Sir, waboshelwa nje i-Drink Driving. Gazi, one of our sources told us how the striker was downing one Castle Lite after the other lemasotjeni where he likes to have his drinks. When he was stopped at the traffic circle ngulama-phoyisa, he came out of the car and not only resisted arrest but he sped off like a stolen VW Golf 5! Gazi, one of our sources told us ngisho Usain Bolt would have struggled to catch up with him. “Uyagijima lo-bhuti loya. If bekagijima kangaka I am sure ngabe uku-Sihlangu njenga bo-Order,” bellowed our highly impeccable source.

Gazi, the police officers who tried to chase him were no match. He showed them a clean pair of heels. Then on second thought, sanity prevailed as he reluctantly walked back where wakhandza the police officers still aphefumulela etulu ngekudzinwa. Gagagagaga...tsine we hope the striker has learnt his lesson. You can run but you can’t hide from the long arm of the law. He must also put his energy in trying to help his team win a trophy sesize lesikhatsi – 2005 is a long time by any language.

Even the bread was E2.10 back then nabagcina kuwina inkomishi. Yhii... Unzima lomthwalo.

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