FOREIGN MUTI MAN THREATENED WITH ARREST, DEPORTATION

“Yamnandi into... Yamnandi into... Yamnandi into... Yamnandi into...” Sangena Gazi singena with the hit song ledla lubhedvo kulamalanga ya DJ Cndo... and it’s month end Gazi.
Yhuuuuuuuuuuu... uyagijima lomnyaka Gazi, it’s amazing how time flies. We are already finishing in two days the third month of the year sesingena kweyesi-four.

Very soon, the football season will be over and then immediately the 2014 World Cup will take over our lives in June, for the whole month.
It’s a football fiesta in the land where football is a religion. Gazi, talking about religion lakitsi ngatsi muti is becoming a religion.
Not one week passes without a muti incident in our football and this thing is chasing potential sponsors and other would-be supporters away. Some people may blame the media for making this bad side of the game the focal point but the sad thing kutsi these things are unavoidable as they happen in full public view Gazi.

In the past Gazi, the teams made it private and confidential nyalo it is public and indecent. Therein lies the rub Gazi. Kuyanyanyisa Gazi nje nyalo.
As you know, it becomes like plague during the magical SwaziBank Cup where the irresistible E700 000 carrot gives team owners sleepless nights. Gazi, as we went to the semi-finals games nje last week we were shocked to learn how some teams can even go to the lengths of abusing their privilege for the sake of winning a game.
Phela it has become a known fact to those who believe and visit the world of spooks kutsi two top teams lakaNgwane – one many love to hate and the other an armed forces side - use the same jujuman who is of Tanzanian origin. This is nothing peculiar.

There was once a jujuman from the same country who used to ‘treat’ about four teams until sikhwama sakhe sabulawa by one of the unfashionable yet very strong teams in the country lekeyayitsatsa nayo le-SwaziBank.
The man who became known as ‘Aghahowa’ never recovered. Wawa bhu!
There is another one ke Gazi, whom our sources told us, is so powerful he even decides between the two teams which one should win which cup.
Udlala ema-dice ngala-teams and Gazi batsi akadlali. Lately phela he has been assisting this top team and the results have been there for all to see.

Our sources told us the armed forces team had a long standing debt which they had failed to settle hence they were playing second fiddle – literally.
But after settling the debt, they have come of age as the results have shown.
Now ke going to the big games, baphatsi bale-team realised ngeke bakhone to compete with the other team ngemali and employed some dirty tricks. They threatened the jujuman with arrest and deportation because they know his documents ekuba lakaNgwane are not in order.

Wetfuka kakhulu lojujuman and further bamfihla on top of loko.
Gazi, the trick worked especially given kutsi, our impeccable sources told us, they had even brought the other jujuman to the Stadium and abebita emagoli kulenye i-paper bag inside the dressing room while the game was in progress.
Gazi, to say we were shocked would be an understatement of the year. What are we to do with the muti issue labholeni yaka-Ngwane? Tsine we give up Gazi! Stru!

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