‘Get yer ‘ands off!’ would be ringing in the ears of any American today walking the streets of Copenhagen, the capital of Denmark....
ByChris Morgan22 January 2026The title allows a significant degree of contradiction within its meaning. On the one hand, water is the essence of life. It is...
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ByChris Morgan4 December 2025Everyone reading this article must please raise the right hand if they have never struck a woman, and especially in a domestic context....
ByChris Morgan27 November 2025‘Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief.’ Those were the sagacious (logophile vanity?) words of the famous writer, Jane...
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It was time ‘U-turned’
Assuming I had the very unlikely opportunity to do so, I would have mentioned the words of the title to ‘Donald Trump’ –...
ByChris Morgan29 January 2026