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Nobody fears science; people fear receipts

Whenever life starts making less sense than Parliament, I visit my uncle, Titus. Not because he has all the answers, but because he...

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The jobs are coming

The 2025 Integrated Labour Force Survey says Eswatini created 10 871 jobs in the past two years. Excellent. Somebody should immediately inform the...

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My pension happened to my money

My uncle Magonso phoned me last week. Now, you and I know that when an uncle calls during working hours, there are usually...

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Medicine died waiting for patients

I have a cousin called Sibusiso. Every family in Eswatini has a Sibusiso. He is not a doctor, an economist or a politician,...

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The world has terrible timing

I realised this while sitting in the newsroom last week, watching one screen showing reports about tensions involving Iran and another showing analysis...

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Civil servants are beautiful

Civil servants are beautiful. Not next month when the money lands. Right now! This is one of the disingenuous statements they will hear...

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Bus rank is where patience goes to die

If heaven is peaceful, then the opposite of heaven is any bus rank at month-end. That place is not a transport terminal. It’s...

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Justice is blind – except in Siteki

There is something happening in Siteki. Not holy. Not righteous. No! Spiritual in the sense that the laws of reality themselves no longer...

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‘Ungishaya mbamba lomake wakami’

There are certain sentences that deserve to be protected as national heritage in Eswatini. Not because they are inspiring. Not because they united...

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Each MP set for E1m handshake

MBABANE – When the 12th Parliament assumed office in 2023, an ordinary Member of Parliament (MP) was earning a basic monthly salary of...